Assassin Thirteen is the first installment to the AK Productions series of the same name, Assassin Thirteen.

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Assassin Thirteen
Directed by David Wovchko


Produced by AK Productions (KP)
Written by KP

David Wovchko

Narrated by
Starring David Wovchko

(Others Wish to Remain Nameless)

Editing David Wovchko
Release date(s)
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Country United States
Language English
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Preceded by
Followed by 48 Hours


The episode starts with buisiness man David Wovchko who gets fired because of the plummeting economy... He is Later visited by a man who says he can "solve his unemployment." He is hired as an assassin... After killing his targets with little trouble, his boss turns on him, attempting to kill Dave. Dave defeats his foe and gets the place of "boss."


  1. The Pink Panther (Theme) by Henry Mancini
  2. Bad Day by Daniel Powter
  3. We Like to Party (The Vengabus) by Vengaboys
  4. Mission: Impossible (Theme) by Michael Giacchino
  5. Georgia on My Mind by Ray Charles
  6. The Raiders March (a.k.a. The Indiana Jones Theme) by John Williams
  7. Mona Lisa Overdrive by Juno Reactor & Don Davis
  8. The Lonely Man by Joe Harnell