Süsan (pronounced süüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüːzən) is a female given name originating from the biblical Hebrew name Susanna. This is also a nickname given to David by Clay and Alex. Süsan is not to be confused with Susan, Susan, Susan or even Su-San.


This nickname of Süsan originated on April 7, 2010 at approximately 3:40 PM EST when Clay mentioned the name. David repeated the name while pronouncing the u as a long o sound. Since then, Clay, David, and (on occasion) Alexander listen to each other mispronounce this name. Some jokes including Süsan are as follows:

  • "Oh, It's David! & He's Brought Süsan! (By Clay)
  • "Oh, Süsan? Süsan? Where Are Yoü Süsan?"


The identity of Süsan is disputed. Clay believes that this Süsan is just another name for Dave, and uses it as an interchangeable nickname for David.

There have been accounts of a person in the GPA named Süsan assulting, maiming, discouraging, raping, and stealing from hundreds of innocent bystanders, but of course, this could not be our beloved Dave, now could it?