You is You. You are not me. Nor am I You.


You were born.


You are currently by a computer, reading this page.


In a few seconds you may or may not read the end of this page. Then you will either:

  1. Click another article
  2. Close out this page
  3. Leave your computer/device
  4. Try to outsmart this little mind-game
  5. Laugh at this joke
  6. Make pancakes
  7. Brag about how good your pancakes are on Facebook

You Is Not Yet Finished. Until you is, you will stay as is. We are sorry about how you is so very incomplete.